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Postby Solitaire » 03 Feb 2013, 15:46

Artemisia wrote:
Solitaire wrote:Chasing after a group of geese OR sitting on a bench gently communicating with a nearby goose?


Geese?!?
In case you're referring to the animals called geese: What kind of stuff does it take in order be that much drugged up to the eyeballs so that someone would think of asking such a question?!?
And NO, don't tell me to ask Smug.

Anyway, I do like geese (the animals), so I prefer having a nice chat with one of them to chasing them to death (probably).

It's a hobby of mine, Artemisia. I was once heckled by a boy goose. So, whenever I see his homeboys waddling around I chase them.
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Postby Tyrion Lannister » 03 Feb 2013, 16:06

i think we've all been heckled by a goose at some point
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Postby Artemisia » 03 Feb 2013, 16:19

There's a couple (male & female) of these lovely creatures http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_Runner_Duck in my neighbourhood. They use to run around in the garden together in a very cute, almost heartbreaking manner. I sometimes feed them and I've never been heckled by one or even both of them before. On the contrary, they are tame, curious and you can even (cautiously) pet them without getting pinched.

But, according to Solitaire, they're lovely and cute only because they aren't geese, but ducks.
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Postby Solitaire » 03 Feb 2013, 16:56

Tyrion Lannister wrote:i think we've all been heckled by a goose at some point

A goose heckling is up there with the worst of the worst sorts of heckling.

You're eating a nice, freshly made sandwich. You're enjoying nature, and your sandwich. When, all of a sudden, you're interrupted:

"Give me your bread, biaaatch. Now."
"No."
"HAAAAAaaaahhhhhhnkHAAAAAAaaahhhnk."

The goose charges in a fury. You drop your sandwich and run away defeated. Your insides have been crushed, all dignity stolen.
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Postby Tyrion Lannister » 03 Feb 2013, 16:59

i was doing an open mic night down at the local comedy club, and this goose waddles in and starts shouting stuff like "when's the comedy on?" and "poor man's joe pasquale"

can you imagine what that's like, solitaire?
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Postby snakes » 03 Feb 2013, 17:07

:lol:
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Postby Solitaire » 03 Feb 2013, 17:41

What a wise-guy. I mean goose. :x

Have you managed to recover? To be humiliated like that...it takes strength and time. A lot of time.
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Postby Arabela » 21 Jun 2013, 06:42

Where's Solitaire? She's nowhere to be seen.
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