FAO: LEMMY, K.

Feedback on www.oasisinet.com

FAO: LEMMY, K.

Postby William Shakespeare » 09 Aug 2010, 23:03

Just wanted to let you know that the hood is not so bad. I've made a nice batch of very good friends. They tell me they 'got' my back when needed. You probably know what that means so no explanation necessary.


Anyways, I've worked up a new joke I'm going to tell the world (eventually). Thought I'd try it out with you first. Give it a rating from 1-10.

THE JOKE
Question- What's green and sings?
Answer- Elvis Parsley :oops:
William Shakespeare
Big Mouth
 
Posts: 910
Joined: 12 Feb 2010, 21:00

FAO: LEMMY, K.

Postby Wonsaponatime » 09 Aug 2010, 23:13

I haven't seen Mr. Kilmister for a few days now, hopefully he's safe out there on the mean streets.

I actually lol'd at that joke, you should definitely tell the world. :lol:
User avatar
Wonsaponatime
Site Admin
 
Posts: 18431
Joined: 13 Aug 2008, 10:59

FAO: LEMMY, K.

Postby Wonsaponatime » 09 Aug 2010, 23:13

I haven't seen Mr. Kilmister for a few days now, hopefully he's safe out there on the mean streets.

I actually lol'd at that joke, you should definitely tell the world. :lol:
User avatar
Wonsaponatime
Site Admin
 
Posts: 18431
Joined: 13 Aug 2008, 10:59

FAO: LEMMY, K.

Postby Wonsaponatime » 09 Aug 2010, 23:13

I haven't seen Mr. Kilmister for a few days now, hopefully he's safe out there on the mean streets.

I actually lol'd at that joke, you should definitely tell the world. :lol:
User avatar
Wonsaponatime
Site Admin
 
Posts: 18431
Joined: 13 Aug 2008, 10:59

FAO: LEMMY, K.

Postby William Shakespeare » 09 Aug 2010, 23:18

Lemmy's a touch cracker, he'll manage.

And thank you :d You're too kind Wonsy. :lol: It's always embarrassing telling a joke for the first time. Not knowing what reactions you'll get. Blank faces or even appalled faces are scurry!!!

I've got another one just for giggles:

Q- What did one hat say to another hat?
A- You wait here and I'll go on a head.
William Shakespeare
Big Mouth
 
Posts: 910
Joined: 12 Feb 2010, 21:00

FAO: LEMMY, K.

Postby Wonsaponatime » 09 Aug 2010, 23:38

:lol: I like these jokes, I believe zockney would too.

You're right to try your jokes out, preparation is key. Blank/ appalled faces are scary things. :( People tend to try filling in awkward silences with noise, which can often make things worse... such as swiftly changing subject to the first thing they can think of, or making another joke, or indeed crying (always with the noise).
User avatar
Wonsaponatime
Site Admin
 
Posts: 18431
Joined: 13 Aug 2008, 10:59

FAO: LEMMY, K.

Postby brain_of_j » 10 Aug 2010, 10:41

Are these your very own jokes from your very own head, Billy? I likes 'em, I does. I likes 'em. :D
brain_of_j
Rock 'n' Roll Star
 
Posts: 4494
Joined: 22 Aug 2008, 17:25

FAO: LEMMY, K.

Postby Nowl » 10 Aug 2010, 10:46

Brain, didn't you mention somewhere you're about to f**k off to Germany for a few days?

You're still here.
Nowl
R'Kid
 
Posts: 5062
Joined: 07 Mar 2010, 16:55

FAO: LEMMY, K.

Postby William Shakespeare » 10 Aug 2010, 12:14

Wonsaponatime wrote::lol: I like these jokes, I believe zockney would too.

You're right to try your jokes out, preparation is key. Blank/ appalled faces are scary things. :( People tend to try filling in awkward silences with noise, which can often make things worse... such as swiftly changing subject to the first thing they can think of, or making another joke, or indeed crying (always with the noise).

:lol: We'll have to share them with Zockney then! Although lets keep the friendliness between you and me because according to Lemmy I'm still supposed to find Zockney in Scotland somewhere and fight her (aka. let her pummel me into bits :lol:).

ohhhh yes. When people fill in awkward silences with noise it just becomes all the more awkward. Embrace the silence, I say. That, or run away abruptly. I'd probably go with running away. What about you?!
William Shakespeare
Big Mouth
 
Posts: 910
Joined: 12 Feb 2010, 21:00

FAO: LEMMY, K.

Postby CountryRoad » 10 Aug 2010, 14:32

I made up a joke :oops:

How many female monks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun.
CountryRoad
R'Kid
 
Posts: 6979
Joined: 13 Aug 2008, 10:59

Next

Return to The Site

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest