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Alarm clocks

Postby William Shakespeare » 21 Jan 2011, 10:35

are frickin abominable. :evil: They are metallic vermin that produce lots and lots of grumpiness. They are very much like a boss: hated, annoying, and complained about constantly. But, a bit necessary for order in the morning (or whenever you have to get up).


I'm not sure there's much more to say about alarm clocks. Feel free to add a lil' something-something if you have an itch to.
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Postby Wonsaponatime » 21 Jan 2011, 11:20

I once opened my window, threw my alarm clock out of it, and closed the window again. A few hours later I woke up, having slept in, and noticed the cord trailing through the window frame. :oops:
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Postby Wonsaponatime » 21 Jan 2011, 11:20

I once opened my window, threw my alarm clock out of it, and closed the window again. A few hours later I woke up, having slept in, and noticed the cord trailing through the window frame. :oops:
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Postby Wonsaponatime » 21 Jan 2011, 11:20

I once opened my window, threw my alarm clock out of it, and closed the window again. A few hours later I woke up, having slept in, and noticed the cord trailing through the window frame. :oops:
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Postby boobaloo » 21 Jan 2011, 15:50

Wonsaponatime wrote:I once opened my window, threw my alarm clock out of it, and closed the window again. A few hours later I woke up, having slept in, and noticed the cord trailing through the window frame. :oops:


It's funny how time flies ;)
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Postby William Shakespeare » 21 Jan 2011, 20:56

Wonsaponatime wrote:I once opened my window, threw my alarm clock out of it, and closed the window again. A few hours later I woke up, having slept in, and noticed the cord trailing through the window frame. :oops:

:d You're a gosh darn rebel you are!
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Postby Guest » 22 Jan 2011, 08:46

I have a human alarm clock. The lady I'm sleeping with at the time sits on my face and I wake up.
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Postby JUST COOL » 22 Jan 2011, 09:52

Foolsy wrote:I have a human alarm clock. The lady I'm sleeping with at the time sits on my face and I wake up.

:lol:
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Postby smugoasisfan » 22 Jan 2011, 09:58

I HAVEN'T SEEN AN ALARM CLOCK IN TEN YEARS PROBABLY
NOW WE SMASH OUR PHONES WHEN THEY WAKE US UP
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Postby Greg House » 22 Jan 2011, 15:24

boobaloo wrote:
Wonsaponatime wrote:I once opened my window, threw my alarm clock out of it, and closed the window again. A few hours later I woke up, having slept in, and noticed the cord trailing through the window frame. :oops:


It's funny how time flies ;)


:lol:

*hangs myself*
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