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Postby CraigGW » 12 Nov 2008, 12:58

We need a thread dedicated to his witty genius...

I'll start...

"As much as we don't get on, we don't not get on. He's my brother, that's where it ends. He's the last person in the world I'd go for a drink with - the last person. Seriously. If there was Armageddon tomorrow and I was walking through the nuclear waste of the planet and I saw him coming towards me in the distance, I'd be like, 'Couldn't it have not been someone else? Did it have to be you?' And he would think the same thing."

- on Liam
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Postby carryusallhere » 12 Nov 2008, 15:22

"taking drugs is like having a cup of tea in the morning" circa 1997
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Postby brain_of_j » 12 Nov 2008, 15:51

'I'm bored now. f**k all happened at Newport.'

http://www.oasisinet.com/DiaryArticle.aspx?n=26
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Postby 12oasis34 » 12 Nov 2008, 16:46

brain_of_j wrote:'I'm bored now. f**k all happened at Newport.'

http://www.oasisinet.com/DiaryArticle.aspx?n=26


:lol:

"What would you rather read? 'The guy from Keane's been to a rabbit sanctuary 'cos one of the rabbits needed a kidney implant, so he swapped his with it' — or 'Liam Gallagher sets fire to a policeman in cocaine madness while his brother Noel runs down Oxford Street nude'?"

"It is hard to be modest at times like these so I won't even try...you are all s**te!" (when he won a brit)

"He's a f**king circus monkey!" (About Robbie)

"Vote Labour. If you don't and the Tories get in, Phil Collins is threatening to come back from Switzerland and live here — and none of us want that."

"Phil Collins knows he can't say anything about me because I'm the f**king bollocks and that's the thing that does his head in. And the fact that he's bald."
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Postby Bedsteste » 12 Nov 2008, 16:54

carryusallhere wrote:"taking drugs is like having a cup of tea in the morning" circa 1997


Genius :d
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Postby Bedsteste » 12 Nov 2008, 16:54

carryusallhere wrote:"taking drugs is like having a cup of tea in the morning" circa 1997


Genius :d
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Postby Podesta » 12 Nov 2008, 18:23

“I like some women, but I like men an awful lot more.”

~ Noel Gallagher on his sexuality


“I wish he gets gonorrhea and dies.”

~ Noel Gallagher on Noel Gallagher



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Postby nome125 » 12 Nov 2008, 18:36

"I'm not like John Lennon, who thought he was the great Almighty. I just think I'm John Lennon."
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Postby Podesta » 12 Nov 2008, 18:39

Noel famously summed up Oasis in 1998 by saying the band had 'three chords, two riffs, one brow and one penis'.
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Postby th05 » 12 Nov 2008, 18:46

The I WANT MORE reply when he was talking about how good hes got it was brilliant. Also at brit awards when he said he would be having a great big s**t when Scissor Sisters were on. Another with Chris Evans where he wouldnt play and someone groans, he replies: 'Lets hear some of your tunes then'. :d
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