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im an oasis addict.

Postby Mason_100 » 13 Sep 2010, 20:12

imagine her when she finally gets round to playing DOYS.
Deletes this topic, burns all her other Oasis presents, slashes her wrists.
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Postby JUST COOL » 14 Sep 2010, 05:25

Imagine when her mother finds out about her Oasis addiction, and tries to talk her into getting addicted to heroin instead
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Postby KayleighSampson » 14 Sep 2010, 15:58

John Martin Marr wrote:Imagine when her mother finds out about her Oasis addiction, and tries to talk her into getting addicted to heroin instead


my mother bought me them? :mrgreen:
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Postby cigarsinhell » 14 Sep 2010, 21:20

Welcome to OAA (Oasis Addicts Anonymous). Here is our Magic Twelve-Step Program:

1. Buy everything with any tag Oasis on it--this also applies to shampoo and nature show documentaries.

2. Declare "Cigarettes and Alcohol" as the mantra of your life (even if you don't drink or smoke).

3. Use a bowl to cut your hair.

4. Wear parkas year-round, even during the summer and even if you live in Kenya.

5. Mock with much profanity and derision the musical tastes of anyone who doesn't adore Oasis as much as you.

6. Realize that you and both Gallagher Brothers have a lot of personality traits in common with grizzly bears.

7. Stop plucking your eyebrows and start dabbing Rogaine between them.

8. Refuse to say the word "Blur", even if it applies to your vision.

9. Pray every night before you go to bed that the Gallaghers will come to their senses and reunite the band.

10. Buy your wardrobe exclusively from Pretty Green.

11. If you're a bloke, go knock up some birds to spread your DNA around. If you're a bird, get preggers and stay that way--it's okay to be barefoot, too.

12. Growl whenever anyone speaks to you.

And I'll add a 13th step:

13. Keep the faith, baby.
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Postby thewhitelady » 22 Sep 2010, 19:45

cigarsinhell wrote:Welcome to OAA (Oasis Addicts Anonymous). Here is our Magic Twelve-Step Program:

1. Buy everything with any tag Oasis on it--this also applies to shampoo and nature show documentaries.

2. Declare "Cigarettes and Alcohol" as the mantra of your life (even if you don't drink or smoke).

3. Use a bowl to cut your hair.

4. Wear parkas year-round, even during the summer and even if you live in Kenya.

5. Mock with much profanity and derision the musical tastes of anyone who doesn't adore Oasis as much as you.

6. Realize that you and both Gallagher Brothers have a lot of personality traits in common with grizzly bears.

7. Stop plucking your eyebrows and start dabbing Rogaine between them.

8. Refuse to say the word "Blur", even if it applies to your vision.

9. Pray every night before you go to bed that the Gallaghers will come to their senses and reunite the band.

10. Buy your wardrobe exclusively from Pretty Green.

11. If you're a bloke, go knock up some birds to spread your DNA around. If you're a bird, get preggers and stay that way--it's okay to be barefoot, too.

12. Growl whenever anyone speaks to you.

And I'll add a 13th step:

13. Keep the faith, baby.
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Postby georgia83 » 22 Sep 2010, 20:23

cigarsinhell wrote:Welcome to OAA (Oasis Addicts Anonymous). Here is our Magic Twelve-Step Program:

1. Buy everything with any tag Oasis on it--this also applies to shampoo and nature show documentaries.

2. Declare "Cigarettes and Alcohol" as the mantra of your life (even if you don't drink or smoke).

3. Use a bowl to cut your hair.

4. Wear parkas year-round, even during the summer and even if you live in Kenya.

5. Mock with much profanity and derision the musical tastes of anyone who doesn't adore Oasis as much as you.

6. Realize that you and both Gallagher Brothers have a lot of personality traits in common with grizzly bears.

7. Stop plucking your eyebrows and start dabbing Rogaine between them.

8. Refuse to say the word "Blur", even if it applies to your vision.

9. Pray every night before you go to bed that the Gallaghers will come to their senses and reunite the band.

10. Buy your wardrobe exclusively from Pretty Green.

11. If you're a bloke, go knock up some birds to spread your DNA around. If you're a bird, get preggers and stay that way--it's okay to be barefoot, too.

12. Growl whenever anyone speaks to you.

And I'll add a 13th step:

13. Keep the faith, baby.

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Postby rulezter! » 22 Sep 2010, 20:56

cigarsinhell wrote:Welcome to OAA (Oasis Addicts Anonymous). Here is our Magic Twelve-Step Program:

1. Buy everything with any tag Oasis on it--this also applies to shampoo and nature show documentaries.

2. Declare "Cigarettes and Alcohol" as the mantra of your life (even if you don't drink or smoke).

3. Use a bowl to cut your hair.

4. Wear parkas year-round, even during the summer and even if you live in Kenya.

5. Mock with much profanity and derision the musical tastes of anyone who doesn't adore Oasis as much as you.

6. Realize that you and both Gallagher Brothers have a lot of personality traits in common with grizzly bears.

7. Stop plucking your eyebrows and start dabbing Rogaine between them.

8. Refuse to say the word "Blur", even if it applies to your vision.

9. Pray every night before you go to bed that the Gallaghers will come to their senses and reunite the band.

10. Buy your wardrobe exclusively from Pretty Green.

11. If you're a bloke, go knock up some birds to spread your DNA around. If you're a bird, get preggers and stay that way--it's okay to be barefoot, too.

12. Growl whenever anyone speaks to you.

And I'll add a 13th step:

13. Keep the faith, baby.


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Postby cigarsinhell » 27 Sep 2010, 20:44

This photo looks like it was taken somewhere in Mississippi.
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Postby georgia83 » 27 Oct 2011, 23:47

John Martin Marr wrote:Imagine when her mother finds out about her Oasis addiction, and tries to talk her into getting addicted to heroin instead




:lol: aahhhh
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Postby RJT » 28 Oct 2011, 21:37

cigarsinhell wrote:Welcome to OAA (Oasis Addicts Anonymous). Here is our Magic Twelve-Step Program:

1. Buy everything with any tag Oasis on it--this also applies to shampoo and nature show documentaries.

2. Declare "Cigarettes and Alcohol" as the mantra of your life (even if you don't drink or smoke).

3. Use a bowl to cut your hair.

4. Wear parkas year-round, even during the summer and even if you live in Kenya.

5. Mock with much profanity and derision the musical tastes of anyone who doesn't adore Oasis as much as you.

6. Realize that you and both Gallagher Brothers have a lot of personality traits in common with grizzly bears.

7. Stop plucking your eyebrows and start dabbing Rogaine between them.

8. Refuse to say the word "Blur", even if it applies to your vision.

9. Pray every night before you go to bed that the Gallaghers will come to their senses and reunite the band.

10. Buy your wardrobe exclusively from Pretty Green.

11. If you're a bloke, go knock up some birds to spread your DNA around. If you're a bird, get preggers and stay that way--it's okay to be barefoot, too.

12. Growl whenever anyone speaks to you.

And I'll add a 13th step:

13. Keep the faith, baby.


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