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Loud chips in a quiet room

PostPosted: 23 Jul 2013, 19:08
by George Clooney
Have you ever whipped out a bag of insanely crunchy chips and chewed, and in the middle of the yum you notice that it is very VERY quiet (I mean verrrrry quiet) and the only sound is coming for your noisy chewing? Do you stop out of concern for others or do you behave like a rebel and continue chewing your damn chips?

Loud chips in a quiet room

PostPosted: 23 Jul 2013, 21:01
by excelgum
I not only continue chewing but I start grunting, coughing, twitching my arms, saying "ah yeah" loudly, burping, slurping and generally make a chewing, spewing spectacle of myself. Then when I'm done I put one of my hands in my pants, turn to the person sitting next to me and say "hey how's it going?" with chewed potato chips stuck to my teeth.

Loud chips in a quiet room

PostPosted: 23 Jul 2013, 21:48
by George Clooney
Cool story, brah.

I haven't yet decided what I would do. Time will only tell.

Loud chips in a quiet room

PostPosted: 23 Jul 2013, 21:50
by excelgum
You should do what I do but in a much more exaggerated manner. Take it to the limit.

Loud chips in a quiet room

PostPosted: 23 Jul 2013, 22:00
by George Clooney
No. What I think I'm going to do is stay away from quiet rooms all together and eat crunchy chips as loudly as I want whilst driving my car.

Loud chips in a quiet room

PostPosted: 23 Jul 2013, 22:40
by snakes
George Clooney wrote:No. What I think I'm going to do is stay away from quiet rooms all together and eat crunchy chips as loudly as I want whilst driving my car.


:lol:

Loud chips in a quiet room

PostPosted: 23 Jul 2013, 22:56
by Tyrion Lannister
George Clooney wrote:No. What I think I'm going to do is stay away from quiet rooms all together and eat crunchy chips as loudly as I want whilst driving my car.


:lol:

Loud chips in a quiet room

PostPosted: 23 Jul 2013, 23:23
by excelgum
George Clooney wrote:No. What I think I'm going to do is stay away from quiet rooms all together and eat crunchy chips as loudly as I want whilst driving my car.


Not a good idea.

Loud chips in a quiet room

PostPosted: 24 Jul 2013, 16:15
by Mason_100
George Clooney wrote:No. What I think I'm going to do is stay away from quiet rooms all together and eat crunchy chips as loudly as I want whilst driving my car.


:lol: