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Re: It's important to have goals

PostPosted: 29 Jul 2016, 17:12
by Artemisia
Bender666 wrote:
johnmartinmarr wrote:i make more than sixty thousand dollars an hour though lol. not lying at all
Good for you, how can i do that?

Become a male prostitute with an exceptionally tight arse just like johnmartinmarr.

Re: It's important to have goals

PostPosted: 30 Jul 2016, 16:42
by yokel
Artemisia wrote:
Bender666 wrote:
johnmartinmarr wrote:i make more than sixty thousand dollars an hour though lol. not lying at all
Good for you, how can i do that?

Become a male prostitute with an exceptionally tight arse just like johnmartinmarr.


Hello Artie. Welcome to my thread. Shall we be friends?

Re: It's important to have goals

PostPosted: 30 Jul 2016, 20:03
by Artemisia
yokel wrote:
Artemisia wrote:
Bender666 wrote:
johnmartinmarr wrote:i make more than sixty thousand dollars an hour though lol. not lying at all
Good for you, how can i do that?

Become a male prostitute with an exceptionally tight arse just like johnmartinmarr.


Hello Artie. Welcome to my thread. Shall we be friends?


Hmmmmmm ... no.

But thanks for your kind offer, it's much appreciated.

Re: It's important to have goals

PostPosted: 30 Jul 2016, 23:04
by yokel
Well thanks for stopping by.

Re: It's important to have goals

PostPosted: 24 Aug 2016, 12:07
by yokel

Re: It's important to have goals

PostPosted: 28 Aug 2016, 12:18
by CroatiaSucks
:)

Re: It's important to have goals

PostPosted: 27 Sep 2016, 20:21
by yokel

Re: It's important to have goals

PostPosted: 15 Oct 2016, 08:16
by yokel
yokel wrote:


Look at his little face. He's having a well good time.

Re: It's important to have goals

PostPosted: 17 Oct 2016, 16:09
by yokel
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news ... ng-9056884

Man has penis amputated after getting it stuck for FOUR days in bottle he used as sex toy

A man who used a plastic bottle as a sex toy and got his penis stuck in it for four days has had to have it amputated.

In lieu of a woman, the inventive man thought the drinks container would be the next best thing .

But the embarrassed 50-year-old left it four days before seeking medical help.

This caused it to suffer necrosis - a type of injury which causes cells to die.

By the time he reached the hospital - with bottle still attached - the penis had turned black and had started to decay.

Medics had no choice to remove the organ.

Doctor Dennis Chirinos, the urologist who carried out the surgery, said the the patients urethra had to be repositioned so he is still able to urinate - but he will never be able to have sex again.

He said: “It’s a strange case, it’s happened before, bit it’s still strange.

“We had a 50-year-old patient, that, because he didn’t have a girlfriend or a wife, wanted to relieve his sexual frustration.

“So he put his penis in a bottle and this caused the death and necrosis of the penis.

“When he arrived four days later we had to amputate the penis completely because it was completely dead.

“When you put your penis into a bottle it causes a constriction in the blood vessels of the penis and within four hours you can lose the penis.

“This is an embarrassing emergency. The situation with this patient it that he didn’t get the medical attention in time and this caused the penis to begin to decay and die completely.

“There was no choice but to completely remove the penis.

“It wasn’t just the case here that it had died, it had gone completely black and had begun to decay. The necrosis was very severe.”

Re: It's important to have goals

PostPosted: 29 Oct 2016, 19:58
by Greg House
That explains why Sharpie hasn't been on