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Postby johnmartinmarr » 25 Nov 2015, 15:53

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Postby Chuk » 25 Nov 2015, 17:35

Who is this sexy little f**king b*****d?
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Postby johnmartinmarr » 25 Nov 2015, 17:53

hey that's my father you're talking about! but yes he is all that :)
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Postby Chuk » 25 Nov 2015, 18:04

johnmartinmarr wrote:hey that's my father you're talking about! but yes he is all that :)


Let's not beat around the bush here...may I kiss him on the lips and have really nice sex with him and if so, when?
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Postby johnmartinmarr » 25 Nov 2015, 18:20

he says "ok" but not until you're married. are you free today?
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Postby Chuk » 25 Nov 2015, 18:33

Yes I've just been out and bought the ring and a really nice suit now PLEASE can I just bloody well have sex with the man?
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Postby johnmartinmarr » 25 Nov 2015, 18:34

Chuk wrote:Yes I've just been out and bought the ring and a really nice suit now PLEASE can I just bloody well have sex with the man?

sigh, bloody men... :) ok... ok... *looks around the room for a moment*. you may f**k my dad
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Postby Chuk » 25 Nov 2015, 18:36

Right, let's get this over with, please hit play on this whilst I prepare my penis. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afC5ynU2BLs
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Postby excelgum » 25 Nov 2015, 18:37

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Postby johnmartinmarr » 25 Nov 2015, 18:38

Chuk wrote:Right, let's get this over with, please hit play on this whilst I prepare my penis. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afC5ynU2BLs

:lol: :lol:


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