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Postby Guest » 23 Aug 2012, 22:37

What would happen if I took off my pants and shoved a banana up my ass in the middle of a crowded restaurant?
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Postby Tyrion Lannister » 23 Aug 2012, 22:39

you'd probably be barred from the restaurant, foolsy

at least, i was the last time i did that
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Postby Solitaire » 23 Aug 2012, 22:39

Foolsy wrote:What would happen if I took off my pants and shoved a banana up my ass in the middle of a crowded restaurant?

Women would shriek, little children would howl and cry and sob, and there'd be mass chaos. People who like that sort of thing, fruit up the tush, would stare. That's my guess.
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Postby Solitaire » 23 Aug 2012, 22:55

Do elves really wear those miniature shoes with the curling tips?
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Postby Tyrion Lannister » 23 Aug 2012, 23:01

what would happen if you were chatting up an interesting young lady who you connected with on multiple levels, when you suddenly remember that you forgot to wear trousers that day?

(this actually happened to me once)
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Postby Guest » 23 Aug 2012, 23:39

Tyrion Lannister wrote:what would happen if you were chatting up an interesting young lady who you connected with on multiple levels, when you suddenly remember that you forgot to wear trousers that day?

(this actually happened to me once)


See above. I would shove a banana up my ass and hope for the best.
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Postby Solitaire » 25 Aug 2012, 02:46

Why do we say we are "head over heels" about something or someone when we are happy? Isn't that the way we always are?
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Postby Guest » 25 Aug 2012, 05:56

Solitaire wrote:Why do we say we are "head over heels" about something or someone when we are happy? Isn't that the way we always are?


When I am head over heels in love with someone my head is over their heels looking up their skirt so I suppose that's what it means in my case.
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Postby Tyrion Lannister » 25 Aug 2012, 12:46

a lot of girls are heels over head in love with me :wink:
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Postby Solitaire » 25 Aug 2012, 17:39

Tyrion Lannister wrote:a lot of girls are heels over head in love with me :wink:

:lol: You lucky, lucky man.
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