Loud chips in a quiet room

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Loud chips in a quiet room

Postby George Clooney » 23 Jul 2013, 19:08

Have you ever whipped out a bag of insanely crunchy chips and chewed, and in the middle of the yum you notice that it is very VERY quiet (I mean verrrrry quiet) and the only sound is coming for your noisy chewing? Do you stop out of concern for others or do you behave like a rebel and continue chewing your damn chips?
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Postby excelgum » 23 Jul 2013, 21:01

I not only continue chewing but I start grunting, coughing, twitching my arms, saying "ah yeah" loudly, burping, slurping and generally make a chewing, spewing spectacle of myself. Then when I'm done I put one of my hands in my pants, turn to the person sitting next to me and say "hey how's it going?" with chewed potato chips stuck to my teeth.
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Postby George Clooney » 23 Jul 2013, 21:48

Cool story, brah.

I haven't yet decided what I would do. Time will only tell.
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Postby excelgum » 23 Jul 2013, 21:50

You should do what I do but in a much more exaggerated manner. Take it to the limit.
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Postby George Clooney » 23 Jul 2013, 22:00

No. What I think I'm going to do is stay away from quiet rooms all together and eat crunchy chips as loudly as I want whilst driving my car.
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Postby snakes » 23 Jul 2013, 22:40

George Clooney wrote:No. What I think I'm going to do is stay away from quiet rooms all together and eat crunchy chips as loudly as I want whilst driving my car.


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Postby Tyrion Lannister » 23 Jul 2013, 22:56

George Clooney wrote:No. What I think I'm going to do is stay away from quiet rooms all together and eat crunchy chips as loudly as I want whilst driving my car.


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Postby excelgum » 23 Jul 2013, 23:23

George Clooney wrote:No. What I think I'm going to do is stay away from quiet rooms all together and eat crunchy chips as loudly as I want whilst driving my car.


Not a good idea.
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Postby Mason_100 » 24 Jul 2013, 16:15

George Clooney wrote:No. What I think I'm going to do is stay away from quiet rooms all together and eat crunchy chips as loudly as I want whilst driving my car.


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