A place for thought provoking questions.

[Guest]

What would happen if I took off my pants and shoved a banana up my ass in the middle of a crowded restaurant?

[Tyrion Lannister]

you'd probably be barred from the restaurant, foolsy

at least, i was the last time i did that

[Solitaire]

What would happen if I took off my pants and shoved a banana up my ass in the middle of a crowded restaurant?

Women would shriek, little children would howl and cry and sob, and there'd be mass chaos. People who like that sort of thing, fruit up the tush, would stare. That's my guess.

[Solitaire]

Do elves really wear those miniature shoes with the curling tips?

[Tyrion Lannister]

what would happen if you were chatting up an interesting young lady who you connected with on multiple levels, when you suddenly remember that you forgot to wear trousers that day?

(this actually happened to me once)

[Guest]

what would happen if you were chatting up an interesting young lady who you connected with on multiple levels, when you suddenly remember that you forgot to wear trousers that day?

(this actually happened to me once)

See above. I would shove a banana up my ass and hope for the best.

[Solitaire]

Why do we say we are "head over heels" about something or someone when we are happy? Isn't that the way we always are?

[Guest]

Why do we say we are "head over heels" about something or someone when we are happy? Isn't that the way we always are?

When I am head over heels in love with someone my head is over their heels looking up their skirt so I suppose that's what it means in my case.

[Tyrion Lannister]

a lot of girls are heels over head in love with me

[Solitaire]

a lot of girls are heels over head in love with me

You lucky, lucky man.