Loud chips in a quiet room

[George Clooney]

Have you ever whipped out a bag of insanely crunchy chips and chewed, and in the middle of the yum you notice that it is very VERY quiet (I mean verrrrry quiet) and the only sound is coming for your noisy chewing? Do you stop out of concern for others or do you behave like a rebel and continue chewing your damn chips?

[excelgum]

I not only continue chewing but I start grunting, coughing, twitching my arms, saying "ah yeah" loudly, burping, slurping and generally make a chewing, spewing spectacle of myself. Then when I'm done I put one of my hands in my pants, turn to the person sitting next to me and say "hey how's it going?" with chewed potato chips stuck to my teeth.

[George Clooney]

Cool story, brah.

I haven't yet decided what I would do. Time will only tell.

[excelgum]

You should do what I do but in a much more exaggerated manner. Take it to the limit.

[George Clooney]

No. What I think I'm going to do is stay away from quiet rooms all together and eat crunchy chips as loudly as I want whilst driving my car.

[snakes]

No. What I think I'm going to do is stay away from quiet rooms all together and eat crunchy chips as loudly as I want whilst driving my car.

[Tyrion Lannister]

No. What I think I'm going to do is stay away from quiet rooms all together and eat crunchy chips as loudly as I want whilst driving my car.

[excelgum]

No. What I think I'm going to do is stay away from quiet rooms all together and eat crunchy chips as loudly as I want whilst driving my car.

Not a good idea.

[Mason_100]

No. What I think I'm going to do is stay away from quiet rooms all together and eat crunchy chips as loudly as I want whilst driving my car.